Happy Halloween! (cue spooky music) In honor of the day, I am wearing my red sequined devil ears. And a…
shout outs and shout ats
the woman who lives in the apartment beneath mine apparently has a new boyfriend. a new boyfriend who likes to…
hippy pappy government birthday
i’m five years old today. government years, that is. at the flight operations meeting this morning, i got my five…
i won't put my hands up and surrender / there will be no white flag above my door
if i could change one thing, it might be this: i am always quick with a sarcastic comment, but find…
